-We can do this the easy way or the hard way; I assure you I will enjoy both.
-wanna go back to my place and get some pizza?
what, you dont like pizza?
-I'm like a blizzard, you'll get about 8-12 inches and wont be able to walk outside the next day.
-Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
-If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
-Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?-I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
-Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
And the best one in my opinion:
If I said 'let's have sex', would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Good luck
